Curious observation

I've just glimpsed the top of the BBC website to see a picture of Gordon Brown above the headline "New human-like species found". What can I say? Is this new human-like species unelected and if so does it pucker in its bottom lip after every sentence in a somewhat painful manner? Is this new species prudent or does it squander money with gay abandon? I wonder if this new species works in the public sector? If so, is it of Eastern European origin? If you've seen Lord of the Rings, you will recall the all seeing eye at Mordor. Not a bad analagy...